This just in! God is a Seattle Seahawks fan.

I know, I know.  Who would have thought?  Especially all of those crazy Denver Broncos fans who thought that absolutely, without a doubt, God was a die-hard Orange-and-Blue wearing deity, most probably placing a few bets on the good ol’ Mile High Players (she would have the inside track after all, right?).

But, alas, it seems the truth has come out.  God is a Seahawks dudette.  Maybe it’s the rainy climate?

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:
Whether it’s with a good luck dance, whispering a curse or prayers
sent directly to God, half of American football fans believe
supernatural forces are at play right alongside their favorite

A study from the Public Religion Research Institute found that a full
third of all football fans pray directly to God to help out their
favorite teams.

So with all those people praying to God for the outcome of the game, and over 50% believing with all of their being that a power greater than ourselves has a hand in deciding the outcome of a child’s game, I am left with my earlier assumption.  God must be a Seattle Seahawks fan.

Who knew?

I so would have pegged her as more of a Vikings fan…or better yet…a Chicago Bears fan!!  Go Bears!!

(My thoughts are with the grieving Denver Broncos fans in my circle of family and friends.  I am sorry.  And that is actually meant to be sincere.  I know, I know.  You all know how gleeful I must have been to hear the score of 29 to 0.  But honestly, I was stunned.  And I kept my mouth shut.  I promise.  It’s not ever nice to rub salt in someone’s wounds.  So…truly…I’m sorry for your pain.  But…now you know.  God is a Seahawks fan.  And maybe some rain dances or whatnot next year?  Or go with the sure thing…now that we know the Deity’s inclinations, switch allegiances and become a Seahawks cheerleader!!)

About madranchwife

Mother, Mad Ranchwife(as in--at times-- crazy, nutso, loco, off-my-rocker insane), Veterinarian, Physical Therapist, "Liberal, pinko, gay-loving, Subaru-driving Socialist" (as I've been called), proud to be a totally tree-huggin', climate change believin', granola girl environmentalist, ObamaGirl, Pro-Choice (don't even get me started here...), and in my younger days a feminist vegetarian as a result of time spent at CU Boulder (this lasted approximately 14 months, until all the Jimmy Buffett I was listening to caused me to crave a cheeseburger). #FindingMyVoice #ScienceMatters
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