This just in! God is a Seattle Seahawks fan.

I know, I know.  Who would have thought?  Especially all of those crazy Denver Broncos fans who thought that absolutely, without a doubt, God was a die-hard Orange-and-Blue wearing deity, most probably placing a few bets on the good ol’ Mile High Players (she would have the inside track after all, right?).

But, alas, it seems the truth has come out.  God is a Seahawks dudette.  Maybe it’s the rainy climate?

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:
 
Whether it’s with a good luck dance, whispering a curse or prayers
sent directly to God, half of American football fans believe
supernatural forces are at play right alongside their favorite
quarterback. 

A study from the Public Religion Research Institute found that a full
third of all football fans pray directly to God to help out their
favorite teams. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544076/Who-God-rooting-Super-Bowl-Half-American-fans-think-supernatural-forces-decide-wins-football-games.html

So with all those people praying to God for the outcome of the game, and over 50% believing with all of their being that a power greater than ourselves has a hand in deciding the outcome of a child’s game, I am left with my earlier assumption.  God must be a Seattle Seahawks fan.

Who knew?

I so would have pegged her as more of a Vikings fan…or better yet…a Chicago Bears fan!!  Go Bears!!

(My thoughts are with the grieving Denver Broncos fans in my circle of family and friends.  I am sorry.  And that is actually meant to be sincere.  I know, I know.  You all know how gleeful I must have been to hear the score of 29 to 0.  But honestly, I was stunned.  And I kept my mouth shut.  I promise.  It’s not ever nice to rub salt in someone’s wounds.  So…truly…I’m sorry for your pain.  But…now you know.  God is a Seahawks fan.  And maybe some rain dances or whatnot next year?  Or go with the sure thing…now that we know the Deity’s inclinations, switch allegiances and become a Seahawks cheerleader!!)

About madranchwife

Mother, Mad Ranchwife(as in--at times-- crazy, nutso, loco, off-my-rocker insane), Veterinarian, Physical Therapist, "Liberal, pinko, gay-loving, Subaru-driving Socialist" (as I've been called), proud to be a totally tree-huggin', climate change believin', granola girl environmentalist, ObamaGirl, Pro-Choice (don't even get me started here...), and in my younger days a feminist vegetarian as a result of time spent at CU Boulder (this lasted approximately 14 months, until all the Jimmy Buffett I was listening to caused me to crave a cheeseburger). Now I just get pleasure out of swimming against the stream and ruffling a few feathers here in the wild west state of Wyoming!
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