I mean seriously Mother Nature.

What the flipping heck?

Why does the Northeast get all the snow and winter and blizzards and such????

They don’t even want it anymore.

We’re dying out here West.  Dying for snow I tell you.

It hasn’t snowed here since early December.  I see grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It’s flipping January.  When is it going to be our turn?

And now I have to watch all of this news coverage about the EPIC, HISTORIC blizzard about to slam the Northeast into white oblivion.

And what do we have here??????

Sun.  Blue skies.  And NONE of the white stuff in sight.

What do you want from us?  Snow dances?  Virgin sacrifices?  Promises to name our first-borns “Nature?”  I mean seriously dudette.  This is getting disgusting.

Allright.  I’ll beg and plead.  Would that be better?

Please, please, please, pretty please with coconut sugar on top, can we please, please, please have some winter this year?

Please.