Breaking news folks.
Bubble wrap is not, I repeat NOT, going away.
You know the stuff. The plastic packing material with the “bubbles” in various sizes that when popped create a resounding noise and a satisfaction like no other. Well, maybe I should rethink that last description. I can think of many, many things that offer satisfaction. More even than popping bubble wrap bubbles. Like the aroma of freshly brewed coffee. Like the hint of the sun as it rises over yonder hills. The glint of same sun on newly fallen snow, on a crisp, cold winter day in which your breath hangs in the air.
Man I digress.
Back to bubble wrap.
I guess it was about to go away. But luckily, enough people found out (not yours truly) and protested and voila! Bubble wrap is here to stay.
Thank goodness. I really am not sure how this world would function without bubble wrap.
And I really do not know how these things get posted on reputable news radio programs. Not right-wing talk radio. Are you out of your mind? Do you really think I’d last more than a millisecond listening to that drivel? Good grief, talk about needing to bleach your brain.
I’ll let you guess what I, little old tree-huggin’, Obama-lovin’, feminist, former-vegetarian-who-saw-the-light me, listens to. 🙂
Adios mis amigos/amigas. Vaya con dios.