This just in:
The GOP has decided to include in their 2016 party platform the following items:
~gay people are bad and anti-gay conversion therapy is good
~pornography is a “public health crisis” and is bad, bad, bad
~prairie chickens and sage grouse should NOT be on the endangered species list (yes, this is a plank of the platform)
~traditional marriage (or, if you’re stuck in the Dark Ages, then “man marries woman” kind of marriage) is the only way to go
~but “no-fault divorces” are good
~teaching the Bible (that would be THE Bible, as in Christianity in all of its glory) as literature curriculum and electives in high school should be encouraged by state legislators
~bathrooms for everyone are bad, should remain anti-transgender
~coal, coal, coal
I have to stop here, because my brain is being infected by the asinine asininity and I’m starting to hallucinate.
Could be the smoke, but I’ll go with the asinine GOP.
So all of the above has made it thus far into the GOP 2016 party platform.
Porn and gay people, bad.
Guns? Not so much.
Pornography is a “public health crisis” of EPIC (my hyperbole, snark) proportions and MUST be addressed in something so sanctified as the party platform. But guns? MEH.
Cause more people die as a result of pornography than guns.
Time for some brain bleach.
Or I’ll just step outside and breath the smoke-filled air. That should clear it up real quick.
Blessings be. May the Goddess help us all.