Perhaps a bit soon to comment, but what the heck, here I go.

This just in:

The GOP has decided to include in their 2016 party platform the following items:

~gay people are bad and anti-gay conversion therapy is good

~pornography is a “public health crisis” and is bad, bad, bad

~prairie chickens and sage grouse should NOT be on the endangered species list (yes, this is a plank of the platform)

~traditional marriage (or, if you’re stuck in the Dark Ages, then “man marries woman” kind of marriage) is the only way to go

~but “no-fault divorces” are good

~teaching the Bible (that would be THE Bible, as in Christianity in all of its glory) as literature curriculum and electives in high school should be encouraged by state legislators

~bathrooms for everyone are bad, should remain anti-transgender

~coal, coal, coal

I have to stop here, because my brain is being infected by the asinine asininity and I’m starting to hallucinate.

Could be the smoke, but I’ll go with the asinine GOP.

So all of the above has made it thus far into the GOP 2016 party platform.

Takeaway?

Porn and gay people, bad.

Guns?  Not so much.

Pornography is a “public health crisis” of EPIC (my hyperbole, snark) proportions and MUST be addressed in something so sanctified as the party platform.  But guns?  MEH.

Just meh.

Cause more people die as a result of pornography than guns.

Got it.

Time for some brain bleach.

Or I’ll just step outside and breath the smoke-filled air.  That should clear it up real quick.

Blessings be.  May the Goddess help us all.

 

About madranchwife

Mother, Mad Ranchwife(as in--at times-- crazy, nutso, loco, off-my-rocker insane), Veterinarian, Physical Therapist, "Liberal, pinko, gay-loving, Subaru-driving Socialist" (as I've been called), proud to be a totally tree-huggin', climate change believin', granola girl environmentalist, ObamaGirl, Pro-Choice (don't even get me started here...), and in my younger days a feminist vegetarian as a result of time spent at CU Boulder (this lasted approximately 14 months, until all the Jimmy Buffett I was listening to caused me to crave a cheeseburger). Now I just get pleasure out of swimming against the stream and ruffling a few feathers here in the wild west state of Wyoming!
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One Response to Perhaps a bit soon to comment, but what the heck, here I go.

  1. tseahorn says:

    Debbie,
    Update please…
    How are you & yours doing?
    Fire damage?

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