Oh. Did I forget to post the intervening 5 74 sections?
Sorry…the migraine headache they induced didn’t allow me to sit at the computer terminal and attempt to distill the nuttiness into a few words.
Today’s crazy begins with this:
“Dog shoots its owner” (http://americablog.com/2013/02/responsible-gun-owner-shot-by-his-dog)
(I have GOT to figure out how to do that blog thing-y where I have the link embedded in the text. Someday I’ll get it worked out. For now…sorrry, you’ll get these uber long links to click on.)
Anyway…seems the smart, responsible gun owner had a loaded shotgun in his truck…with the safety off (????) and the dog somehow (now, this is one smart dog…perhaps he was tired of the Ol’Roy kibble he’s been forced to eat?)…somehow…pulled the trigger and shot the man in the leg.
Lucky man. He didn’t die.
Lucky dog? Not sure of his fate. I’m trying to figure out if a good dog with a gun is better than a bad dog with a gun.
I’m just sayin’.