And…in the Happy News section of the day…

Fox News is down 29% among viewers in the age bracket of 29 to 54 years.

Whoa.  What can one possibly say about that?

Perhaps that near-miss with the asteroid a couple of weeks ago somehow caused a shift in the common-sense category of the universe?

If so….anyway we can somehow get a few more to pass within 17,000 miles of our atmosphere?   Wouldn’t take much.  Just a couple more and good ol’ Fox News might go the way of the dinosaurs.

You know, those gigantic, humongous, living beings whose fossilized remains we have found whose extinction has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven to have occurred 65 MILLION YEARS ago.    NOT, I repeat, NOT in the last 6000 years as some will claim to be true.  As in…people and dinosaurs roamed the earth together.  Now…I know a certain little diva who would think that was fantastic to call a cute little baby allosauraus a pet…but in all reality folks, that’s just not the way it went down.

Man, I digress.

I went from dwindling Fox News viewership to asteroids to the extinction of dinosaurs.

OH!  Yes.  My mind is like a steel trap.  See how I did that?

Fox News is like a dinosaur that is on the verge of EXTINCTION (for those of you that saw the unedited version…man was that a Freudian slip) that just needs another asteroid to knock it out of the park.

When I’m good, I’m good.  🙂

About madranchwife

Mother, Mad Ranchwife(as in--at times-- crazy, nutso, loco, off-my-rocker insane), Veterinarian, Physical Therapist, "Liberal, pinko, gay-loving, Subaru-driving Socialist" (as I've been called), proud to be a totally tree-huggin', climate change believin', granola girl environmentalist, ObamaGirl, Pro-Choice (don't even get me started here...), and in my younger days a feminist vegetarian as a result of time spent at CU Boulder (this lasted approximately 14 months, until all the Jimmy Buffett I was listening to caused me to crave a cheeseburger). #FindingMyVoice #ScienceMatters
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s