Author Archives: madranchwife

This could be, possibly, maybe, likely, a bad deal.  A very bad deal. As I do on the glorious Sunday mornings when I am not ensconced in the depressing, fluorescent-lighted, macabre building that I spend precious weekends in (sorry human … Continue reading →

We have our very own Energizer Bunny here.  I knew it.  But I didn’t know it.  You know what I mean? Right. Maybe I should ‘splain myself. Yesterday we put the life of our very old, very sweet, very tough, … Continue reading →

Yes.  Believe it or not.   President Obama (the Man) is at it again.  Can you believe the nerve of the guy??? He changed a name.  Back to what it was a LONG time ago.  Before good ol’ white men … Continue reading →

So now Jeb! thinks the problems of immigration are more due to “Asians,” not Latin Americans (or Mexicans).  Honestly, I’m not sure anymore what the PC term is when referring to people of a certain descent.  Is it Mexican?  Latino? … Continue reading →

I expect a lot will be written about Jimmy Carter in the days to come.  Hopefully the days can stretch into weeks and months as he embarks on his latest “adventure.” Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock or had … Continue reading →

Seriously.  I’m not kidding.  Did you know tortoises can be joyful? I didn’t. I had no idea. Until I read an article this morning. And then my eyes were opened to the miracles of the animal kingdom. That happens sometimes. … Continue reading →

It went something like this (and please…no judgin’): Me:  Hi honey…sorry to bother you right now (thinking to myself:  Self, he is so busy he doesn’t have time to talk about ANYTHING besides hay right now.  You know this.  Why … Continue reading →

I must admit, I wasn’t as dashing in my delivery.  It was more like…”WHAT IN THE SAM HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING???????” And then…”AAGGHHHHHHHHHHHH…DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!” And then…”FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!  As if I don’t have enough … Continue reading →

I feel as if I’ve written this post before.  Or some version of it.  Cue the 2012 elections maybe?  The 2012 GOP primary maybe? I don’t know.  And I honestly don’t feel like doing the research to find out.  It’s … Continue reading →

Breaking news folks. Bubble wrap is not, I repeat NOT, going away. You know the stuff.  The plastic packing material with the “bubbles” in various sizes that when popped create a resounding noise and a satisfaction like no other.  Well, … Continue reading →